THE GREAT PAPYRUS

ATTENTION,  HUMANS! 

I, THE  GREAT  PAPYRUS,  ALLOW  YOU  TO  KNOW  MORE  ABOUT  ME.

I  AM  A  SKELETON  WITH  A  LOT  OF  STANDARDS.  I  WORK  HARD  TO  BECOME  A ROYAL  GUARD  EVEN  THOUGH  A  PERSON  OF  MY  STATURE  SHOULDN'T  HAVE TO  DO  THAT MUCH.

BUT  THE  INCOMPETENCE  AND  LAZINESS  OF MY  BROTHER,  SANS,  DON'T  LEAVE  ME  MUCH  OF  AN  OPTION.  WHAT WOULD  HE  DO  WITHOUT  ME?

THE  TWO  OF  US  LIVE  IN  SNOWDIN , IN  THE  LAST  HOUSE  OF  THE  VILLAGE . (OR IS  IT  THE  FIRST?)  WE  MOVED  THERE  ONE  DAY,  A  FEW  YEARS  AGO.  YOU  ARE WELCOME  TO  VISIT  US,  BUT  I  SUGGEST  YOU  TO  STAY  AWAY  FROM  HIS  BEDROOM.  IT  IS  A  WEIRD  PLACE  TO  BE.  

I  LOVE COOKING  SPAGHETTI,  BECAUSE  THAT  IS THE  ONLY  RECIPE  UNDYNE TAUGHT  ME.  BEFORE  THAT,  MY  BROTHER  WAS  IN  CHARGE  OF  THE  MEALS, WHICH  CONSISTED  ON  OVERBEARING  GREASY  FOOD  AND HOT  DOG. RECENTLY  HE  STARTED  BAKING  SOME  SORT  OF  NON-EGG  SUGARY  QUICHES.  I THINK  HE  GOT  THE  RECIPE  FROM  ASGORE'S  CLONE.

UNDYNE  IS  MY  AWESOME  FRIEND.  SHE  IS  STRONG,  AND  FIERCE...  AND  REALLY STRONG.  SHE  MAKES  THE  BEST  BURNED  SPAGHETTI  OF  THE  WHOLE KINGDOM.  SOMETIMES,  A  NICE  FUNNY  FLOWER  COMES  TO  TALK  TO  ME  AS WELL.  IT  GIVES  ME  ADVISES   AND  SUPPORTS.  ITS  NAME?  IT'S  UH...  FLOWER...Y.  

 

NO!  I  AM  NOT  MAKING  THAT UP.  BUT  I  AM  NOT  SUPPOSED  TO  TELL! 

FLOWEY  IS  A  VERY  SHY  FLOWER.

HUMANS  ARE  STRANGE  CREATURES  BUT  I  CONCEDE: FRISK  IS THE  NICE EXCEPTION.   I  WAS  SUPPOSED  TO  CAPTURE  THEM  TO  BECOME  A  ROYAL GUARD.  BUT  I  CHANGE  MY  MIND AND  BEFRIENDED  THEM  INSTEAD.  IT  MAKES  THEM  LESS  DANGEROUS.

I  LOVE  PUZZLES,  I  AM  GREAT  AT  DESIGNING  THEM.  I  OWN  A  DECENT  AMOUNT OF  BOOKS  ON THE TOPIC  AT  HOME .  I  ALSO  HAVE  THE  FABULOUS  "PEEK-A-BOO  WITH  FLUFFY  BUNNY". THE  ENDING  ALWAYS  GET  ME.  MAYBE  IF  YOU  STAY LONG  ENOUGH,  MY  BROTHER  WILL  READ  IT  TO  YOU.

I  DON'T LIKE GREASE,  WHICH  IS  WHY  I  NEVER  GO  TO  GRILLBY''S  RESTAURANT. SOMETIMES  A  WHITE  DOG  IS SNOOPING  IN  OR  AROUND  MY  HOUSE.  THIS  DOG IS  PLAGUING  MY  LIFE  WITH  SUDDEN  APPEARANCES  THAT  ARE  RATHER ANNOYING.  IF  YOU SEE  IT,  PLEASE  CATCH  IT  AND  GIVE  ME  A  CALL.  HERE  IS  MY PHONE  NUMBER.

AH!  I  ALMOST  FORGOT,  (BUT  AS  I  AM  A  GENIUS , I  DIDN'T!  NYEH-HEH-HEH ):  

BE CAREFUL  WITH  THE  GHOSTS.  MY  BROTHER  SAYS  THEY  AREN'T  DANGEROUS.  BUT  SOME  OF  THEM  CAN  BE...  SPOOKY...

RACE:  MONSTER

KIND: THE  GREATEST

GENDER:  MALE

BIRTH:  ????

AGE:  ????

 

HP: 680  LV: 1

AT: 8      DF: 2

ABILITY:

- BLUE  ATTACK

- BONES

- MY SPECIAL  ATTACK

- SPAGHETTI!!!

RELATION:

SANS  ( LAZZY  BROTHER)

UNDYNE  (BEST  FRIEND)

FRISK  (BEST  FRIEND)

FLOWEY  (FRIEND?)

THE  DOG  ( ANNOYING )