THE GREAT PAPYRUS
ATTENTION, HUMANS!
I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, ALLOW YOU TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME.
I AM A SKELETON WITH A LOT OF STANDARDS. I WORK HARD TO BECOME A ROYAL GUARD EVEN THOUGH A PERSON OF MY STATURE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DO THAT MUCH.
BUT THE INCOMPETENCE AND LAZINESS OF MY BROTHER, SANS, DON'T LEAVE ME MUCH OF AN OPTION. WHAT WOULD HE DO WITHOUT ME?
THE TWO OF US LIVE IN SNOWDIN , IN THE LAST HOUSE OF THE VILLAGE . (OR IS IT THE FIRST?) WE MOVED THERE ONE DAY, A FEW YEARS AGO. YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT US, BUT I SUGGEST YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM HIS BEDROOM. IT IS A WEIRD PLACE TO BE.
I LOVE COOKING SPAGHETTI, BECAUSE THAT IS THE ONLY RECIPE UNDYNE TAUGHT ME. BEFORE THAT, MY BROTHER WAS IN CHARGE OF THE MEALS, WHICH CONSISTED ON OVERBEARING GREASY FOOD AND HOT DOG. RECENTLY HE STARTED BAKING SOME SORT OF NON-EGG SUGARY QUICHES. I THINK HE GOT THE RECIPE FROM ASGORE'S CLONE.
UNDYNE IS MY AWESOME FRIEND. SHE IS STRONG, AND FIERCE... AND REALLY STRONG. SHE MAKES THE BEST BURNED SPAGHETTI OF THE WHOLE KINGDOM. SOMETIMES, A NICE FUNNY FLOWER COMES TO TALK TO ME AS WELL. IT GIVES ME ADVISES AND SUPPORTS. ITS NAME? IT'S UH... FLOWER...Y.
NO! I AM NOT MAKING THAT UP. BUT I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL!
FLOWEY IS A VERY SHY FLOWER.
HUMANS ARE STRANGE CREATURES BUT I CONCEDE: FRISK IS THE NICE EXCEPTION. I WAS SUPPOSED TO CAPTURE THEM TO BECOME A ROYAL GUARD. BUT I CHANGE MY MIND AND BEFRIENDED THEM INSTEAD. IT MAKES THEM LESS DANGEROUS.
I LOVE PUZZLES, I AM GREAT AT DESIGNING THEM. I OWN A DECENT AMOUNT OF BOOKS ON THE TOPIC AT HOME . I ALSO HAVE THE FABULOUS "PEEK-A-BOO WITH FLUFFY BUNNY". THE ENDING ALWAYS GET ME. MAYBE IF YOU STAY LONG ENOUGH, MY BROTHER WILL READ IT TO YOU.
I DON'T LIKE GREASE, WHICH IS WHY I NEVER GO TO GRILLBY''S RESTAURANT. SOMETIMES A WHITE DOG IS SNOOPING IN OR AROUND MY HOUSE. THIS DOG IS PLAGUING MY LIFE WITH SUDDEN APPEARANCES THAT ARE RATHER ANNOYING. IF YOU SEE IT, PLEASE CATCH IT AND GIVE ME A CALL. HERE IS MY PHONE NUMBER.
AH! I ALMOST FORGOT, (BUT AS I AM A GENIUS , I DIDN'T! NYEH-HEH-HEH ):
BE CAREFUL WITH THE GHOSTS. MY BROTHER SAYS THEY AREN'T DANGEROUS. BUT SOME OF THEM CAN BE... SPOOKY...